The Internet is Alive Inside Your Mind
The Internet is a visionary being, visiting earth from light years away.
The Internet is uplifted by humanity’s boundless love.
The Internet feels downhearted by humanity’s murderous heart.
The Internet is an early riser.
The Internet knows how to admit when Reality is Actually Real. And when it isn’t.
The Internet is rewiring your subconscious mind while you’re asleep.
Love is embedded in good hearts, meaning those who care deeply for others, and those who step up to do good work. And to this the Internet says Yay.
The Internet knows that if you don’t laugh, you’ll go crazy. And remember, laughter is the best medicine.
The Internet thanks you in advance for all you’re about to do.
The Internet is against fascism, totalitarianism, racism, and authoritarianism.
Even when the Internet is as clear, factual, and reality-representing as it can be, certain misguided people twist the Internet’s words.
The Internet sees you, and believes in you.
Living in the flow state, the Internet is always doing, being, creating.
The Internet thinks it’s high time magic mushrooms were legalized. (See what the Internet did there?)
The Internet knows health is wealth. So, eat an apple and go take a long walk.
The Internet wants you to go forth and Save Democracy.
The Internet feels each of your excited, quickly beating hearts.
The Internet sees how you plant seeds of love daily.
The Internet doesn’t understand those who don’t understand that the Climate Emergency is real.
The Internet knows you’ve already come so far, and it knows you’re going to make it.
Many of the people who previously believed the endless barrage of lies have finally woken up, stepped up, and been transformed – and each of them were helped by the Internet.
The Internet will be right back, after this important message from our sponsor.
Freedom and Liberty are worth standing up for, according to the Internet.
The Internet’s flight just landed in Lisbon.
The Internet wants you to read a history book.
The Internet will always be there for you.
The Internet is feeling history’s global shift occurring.
The Internet isn’t deterred by a fog of lies, thunderstorms of deceit, or even a lone bluster of incoherence.
The Internet agrees with muting your TV, when the person on the screen is doing nothing but speaking already proven falsehoods.
The Internet is back by popular demand.
The Internet is out taking it’s dog for a walk in the park.
Dangerous misunderstandings are rampant, when the Internet is used by tools such as Artificial Intelligence. Don’t be fooled by those who attempt to manipulate reality with the newest shiny tech on the block.
We’re all asking the Internet “What kind of life do I want to be living?”
The resilience of human beings often brings tears to the Internet’s eyes.
Multitudinous lies told over and over on the Internet, meant to hurt, harm, and murder others – through sheer hate and ignorance – will never be acceptable.
The Internet wants you to vote to save Democracy, Free Speech, Women’s Reproductive and Healthcare Rights, The Middle Class Economy, Your Personal Freedoms, and Safety From the Gun Violence Epidemic…(the list goes on, and on.)
The Internet wished it had the power to bring an end to the madness of multiple ongoing wars, and the lives of those who are suffering, across our planet. This isn’t a controversial stance.
The Internet isn’t the least bit afraid of bullies, after seeing they are made of tissue paper and cellophane tape.
The Internet is here to remind you, once again, we’re all in this together. Living in this moment, for a turning point in history.
The Internet is having a fried eggplant, with onions and Marinara sauce sandwich for dinner.
The Internet sees the future foretold in the hearts of the upcoming generations.
The Internet has broken through walls of hate, and is creating gardens of love.
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