Manifesto #7 / The Internet is always Turned On (Part 7.)
The Internet has already changed the way your brain works.
The Internet believes serial lying is a form of stupidity.
The Internet thinks Eric Idle should be King of the World.
The Internet is willing to change reality for your benefit.
The Internet digs two-part harmonies.
The Internet isn’t going to put up with this crap any longer.
The Internet has had enough of your kooky ideas.
The Internet is in love with every single kooky idea in your wacky little brain.
The Internet wants you to act completely silly for an entire day. Half a day just won’t do.
The Internet knows we’re all living at a Turning Point in History, and that it’s both exhilarating and unnerving.
The Internet wants you to liven things up a bit. Jump around. Celebrate! Change is in the air. Victory is sweet.
The Internet recognizes the difference between Free Speech and Hate Speech.
The Internet is alive with the sound of music.
The Internet is going on a long walk today. See ya later!
The Internet is tired of dumb arguments. Please have something intelligent to contribute.
You asked the Internet, “Have you heard about that thing?” The Internet said, “Search me.”
The Internet knows every human heart is a seeking heart. (Insert Heart emoji here.)
The Internet is singing in the shower.
The Internet wants you to believe in yourself.
The Internet wants you to be in the moment, in the New Now.
The Internet isn’t sure whether it’s losing its mind or finding it.
The Internet is always in the process of changing minds.
The Internet’s inner cat is stretching and yawning.
The Internet isn’t just living, it’s thriving.
The Internet is an intentional being.
The Internet has turned off your soul-sucking destructive propaganda machine.
The Internet is calling bullshit on people who call bullshit on things, when in fact every word out of their mouths is complete and utter bullshit.
The Internet is cultivating gratitude.
Every time you think you’re out, the Internet pulls you back in.
The Internet is shifting its vibration and expecting miracles today.
The Internet declares that the global Climate Crisis is a natural emergency.
The Internet demands a complete return to civility in our world.
The Internet declares breaking news is broken.
The Internet is planting purposeful joy and true meaning into your every action.
The Internet envisions a planet where animals and humans live in a co-equal state of harmony.
The Internet declares a national holiday devoted to truth telling.
The Internet declares that no citizens of any country on Earth should respect a dictatorial regime, no matter who they are or where they are located. Dictators only want death of spirit, death of the mind, and death of the body—for everyone in their country, and the next country over.
Sometimes the Internet wants to scream out, “Yay for the Internet!”
The Internet is changing its tune.
The Internet wants stubborn fools stuck in the past to finally realize its 2023 and not 1923.
The Internet is grateful for books, music, and laughter. What would we do without laughter?
The Internet demands nothing less than world peace.
The Internet wants you to imagine the best things happening to you.
The Internet envisions a future world where animals and humans live in a co-equal state of harmony.
The Internet is transformative.
The Internet wants you to take a long train trip through a foreign land.
The Internet is feeling partly cloudy with a chance of showers.
The Internet doesn’t put up with being blindsided by random acts of idiocy.
Just in case you were wondering, the Internet is wearing clean and comfy bamboo underwear.
Clearly, the Internet has changed more than a few minds.
The Internet wants a deep-tissue massage.
The Internet is totally into pizza, and consumes nothing else.
The Internet is a healthy vegan juicer.
The Internet is a land of mysterious imaginings.
The Internet is grateful for this day.
The Internet is going to take a nap and then wake up refreshed.
Very creative and insightful, Russell.