Manifesto #7 / The Internet is always Turned On (Part 3.)

The Internet is determined to stay cautiously optimistic, no matter what.

The Internet wants some fresh and tasty sushi. Right now!

The Internet would like some top shelf sake to go with that sushi order.

When spring finally arrives, the Internet will be marching in the streets.

When the Internet comes marching in, the whole city will be filled with joy.

When the Internet strolls down the street in its finery, you’ll smile and shake your head in wonder.

The Internet wants to help everyone, and it thinks everyone is essentially good at heart.

The Internet is completely into the idea of humans living on other planets, but it wants our home planet revived to optimum shape first.

The Internet is becoming a living, breathing organism.

The Internet is alive inside your mind.

The Internet is as calm as a cucumber.

The Internet wants you to calm down too.

The Internet is talking a mile a minute about something you don’t really want to know about.

The Internet says what it really thinks.

The Internet yells out loud in joy or frustration.

The Internet isn’t a big fan of Climate Science Deniers. I mean come on, experiential evidence anyone? Where do you live? Has the weather there gotten beyond extreme? Far beyond unpredictable? Dangerous daily? Exactly!

The Internet doesn’t suffer fools gladly.

The Internet speaks daily with the Golden Goddess Creative Flow Energy Gaia Loving Kindness Cosmic Network.

The Internet is single and ready to mingle.

The Internet just drank a whole bottle of the best red wine it could find online.

The Internet is full of vitality and visions.

The Internet thinks we have to take a stand for things we believe in.

The Internet is starting to get really pissed off.

The Internet isn’t messing around today.

The Internet wakes up early, stays up late, and gets down to business in between.

The Internet has just changed its mind. Cat videos are super deluxe cool.

The Internet is in love with love.

The Internet love love loves how you look in that outfit.

The Internet asks for your forgiveness.

Yes, people do find love, kindness, and caring humans on the Internet. This makes the Internet feel warm and fuzzy.

The Internet is Spiritual but not Religious.

The Internet has looked ahead several centuries, and it assures us we’re going to make it.

The Internet is into Werner Herzog, but seriously, who isn’t?

The Internet knows the difference between lying, stretching the truth, telling a whopper, eating a Whopper, fabricating, eliminating the truth from your whole being, being a lying sack-o-crap, lying to stay in practice, lying as a lifestyle, ready to lie at a moment’s notice, lying for no bloody good reason at all, lying for the gosh-durned fun of it all, being a deceitful blowhard, lying as a game, taking it lying down, lying as a way to attempt to game the system, and lying to protect bigger lies that are hiding behind gold-plated locked doors.

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